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***Update: This is an April Fool’s Joke 🙂

Many of you know that I am obsessed with the show, “Toddlers and Tiaras.” 

If you’re not familiar with the show, watch this inspiring short video clip.
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about getting my little girls into beauty pageants like this. (They are 6 and 4, and I don’t want them to get any older before they’ve won their first pageant)!!!
A little secret- I’ve already ordered them each a flipper (the mouthpiece they wear to really make their smile sparkle) and a wig (my oldest had her hair chopped about 2 years ago, and we used that hair to make a custom wig for her so that her hair will match perfectly).
I just figure that since I’m soooo into sewing, I know I can make all their costumes and dresses.
(And they will be way cuter than what any other contestants are wearing). Heck, it would give me sooo much to blog about! I might even make a few to sell in my Etsy shop.
I.am.so.excited.
{squeal!!!!!!!!}
And I hope, I really really hope….
that…
you…
all…
know…
that…
this…
is…
a…
big…
fat…
joke…
APRIL FOOLS!!!
For the record, I saw about 5 minutes of that show one night. I just about died. There is NO WAY I would ever subject my children to something so sad, indulgent, and… creepy. I apologize if your views are different than mine, but hey, that’s my opinion!
And I’m soooo glad I’m not the only one who feels this way!! Check out what Tom Hanks and Jimmy Kimmel did…
So did I fool you, for even a second?
Once upon a time…

I started a blog. This is a tale of my projects, goals, and dreams. Thank you for taking a moment to stop by. I hope you have a beautiful day.

xoxo, Rach H.

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